People Watching at Harvard Square

• Two aging hippes reading The Economist. Hippie One wearing bright pink Hawaiian-boho combo shirt. Hippie Two sporting hemp woven sack decorated into some semblance of clothing. Both smelled strongly of a smoked substance--legality undetermined.

• Middle-aged man hunched over ledge with nondescript gray t-shirt and khakis. Eating cinnamon and raisin bagel (identified by distinct smell)--equally gray and drab colored. Nominally boring except for words "Cinderella Man" emblazed across t-shirt. Do not know whether lack of hygiene, heterosexuality or self-esteem beholdened him to wear said shirt.

• Portly Hispanic lady with two-year-old girl in tow. Her short, clingy, and sheer black shirt reveals a large tattoo across lower back: Doggy Style, with a Playboy bunny in between the two words. O_O What will she say when her daughter starts asking about the tattoos?